Top 10 Things Adults Say When They Find Out I’m a Children’s Author

For Writers
  1. You mean like Robert Munsch?
  2. Do you draw the pictures, too?
  3. How do you choose your illustrator?
  4. What kind of advance do you get for a picture book?
  5. You should write about my kids!
  6. When are you going to write a real book?
  7. Are you going to be the next J.K. Rowling?
  8. Kids’ books are easy to write. I could write one, if I wanted to.
  9. Where do you get your ideas?
  10. I’ve never heard of you.