Top 10 New Year’s Resolutions

  1. Complete my writing in a more timely fashion. (So I’m writing my New Year’s Resolutions in February—so what? What’s your point?)
  2. Write something every day. (Today I plan to write a cheque to Visa for my Christmas purchases. Tomorrow I plan to write a letter to Visa, apologizing for bouncing the cheque that I wrote for my Christmas purchases.)
  3. Never be satisfied until I find the exact definite right correct best word.
  4. Never put off until tomorrow what I can do today. (I plan to start on this one tomorrow. Or maybe the next day.)
  5. Strive to write more better. Oops, I mean strive to write better.
  6. Never allow tyops to silp into what I writte.
  7. Always finish what I sta…